Archive for July, 2008

人狮拥抱

Posted on Monday, July 28th, 2008 at 3:59 pm

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07/28幽默回复

Posted on Monday, July 28th, 2008 at 12:32 pm

部分Very yellow and very violent,不喜请移鼠标至右上角 X

1.楼主:单位人都说我长得像韩国人,大家说像吗?(上照片)
回复:因为你长得像个棒子,单位同事又不好意思明说,所以只好说你像韩国人!

2.楼主:脸和身上忽然长出好多雀斑,请问这是怎么回事?(附图)
回复:哎呀妈呀,楼主一脸的美人痣,满身的守宫砂!

3.楼主:夏天要刮腋毛,否则穿短袖会影响我淑女形象的。那再弱弱地问一句,Yin毛用刮吗?
回复:不刮扎嘴!

4.楼主:帅有个屁用——到头来还不是被卒吃掉!
回复:帅有士陪,有炮打,有马骑,有车坐,有相暗恋……帅怎么不好?!!

5.楼主:在村头发现个大坟,刨了一个月刨出个不知道值不值钱的碑,请天边牛人们帮忙翻译下上面的字~(图)
回复:盗墓者请自重,本人是穷死的!
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Elie Wiesel

Posted on Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 at 11:13 am

The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it’s indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it’s indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it’s indifference.

07/19Quotation

Posted on Saturday, July 19th, 2008 at 9:41 am

1. 你让我滚,我滚了。你让我回来,对不起,滚远了

2. 流氓不可怕,就怕流氓有文化……

3. 走牛B的路,让傻B去说吧!

4. 开车无难事,只怕有新人!

5. 一山不能容二虎,除非一公和一母。

6. 矿难在检讨中继续,楼价在控制中上升!

7. XP不发威,你当我是DOS啊!

8. 英雄不问出路,流氓不看岁数!

9. 好好活着,因为我们会死很久!!!

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地震吗?

Posted on Saturday, July 5th, 2008 at 9:55 am

问了几个同学,确认是地震了,只是摇了几秒钟,刚开始以为是楼下在搬迁,后来越想越不对劲,电脑桌子椅子都在摇,囧,第一次经历这样的情况,大家貌似都很冷静…

厦门、漳州、泉州都有,只是不知道震源在哪边了…